Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks , and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible.
She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date! A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair. All foam no beer. As smart as bait. Forgot to pay his brain bill. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Has a leak in the skylight. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Not all the soldiers are marching in line. Dumber than paint. Half a bubble off plumb. Donated his brain to science before he was done with it. A few shades beyond blonde. A few watts short of a light bulb Running on 3 cylinders.
Has the parachute but is missing the ripcord. Would lose a debate with a doorknob. Has an IQ lower than plant life. All volume, and no content. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead. The cheese slid off the cracker. A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding. A few pecans short of a fruitcake. Would argue with a signpost. Dumb as a salt shaker. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Knitting with only one needle. The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool. Not the quickest bunny in the forest. Not exactly burning all thrusters. A few colors short of a rainbow. A few ships short of a fleet. A few bristles short of a broom. The relative IQ of a deck chair.
A poster child for birth control. A few players short of a team. A few sheep short of a flock. Not the brightest light in the harbor. One plate short of a tea set. A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock….. A few slices short of a sandwich….. A few more braincells and he would be a cabbage. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Comments Comments are often welcomed, provided you can string a legible, relevant and polite sentence together. Like this: Like Loading Sexist dweebs. Although I can cook very well myself, so not a deal breaker … Turn offs — gold diggers, pretentious types, eating disorders, prudes, devoutly religious, he-shes of any category, liars, manipulators, druggies, the incarcerated, most criminals, black widows, personality disorders … oh and definitely no narcissists … so a fairly rare lady on a dating site!
This is wayyyy cool Don, needless to say am soooo reblogging! Can I? Some may be older. Not the brightest crayon in the coloring box; not the sharpest pencil in the pencil box. Also with the same meaning but slightly different format: a sandwich short of a picnic; a flower short of a bouquet; a tile short of a roof; a few bricks short or shy of a load.
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